Who: Resident shorties Edward and Jarlaxle.
What: It's an adventure! .... By which I mean reconnaissance.
Where: Starting at House 8, expanding to everywhere.
When: Just in time for lunch.
Warnings: Uh, nothing? Antics?

( A little boy rambles. )

Who: EVERYONE EVER IN PROMENADE
What: IT'S THE OPENING GUYS, GET READY.
Where: Throughout the city!
When: Now!
Warnings: None, other than language and possible violence. HAVE AT IT.

( The world you knew is no longer your home... )